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never been this happy

hey there! c:
how's it going? dude message me and you can tell me all about it!
while you're at it, you know maybe, like if you totally want to, you can follow me? or nah, you know it's cool :)
Jul 25 '14

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

Jul 25 '14

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

Jul 25 '14

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

Jul 25 '14
ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Jul 25 '14
juilan:


I watch porn for the storyline

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline

Jul 25 '14
"There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There’s .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. A writer we used to like taught us that. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I’m likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful."
John Green (via kushandwizdom)
Jul 25 '14

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

Jul 25 '14
Story of my life…
Literally this is me ._.

Story of my life…
Literally this is me ._.

Jul 16 '14

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Jul 16 '14

titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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Jul 16 '14

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back like

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(Source: rnushroom)

Jul 16 '14

(Source: miarps)

Jul 16 '14

not texting back is only okay when i do it

(Source: andrewbelami)

Jul 16 '14

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

Jul 16 '14

stability:

Trying to take a good selfie like
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